Stupid fat hobbit.
corgiaddict:

Morty loves toys

corgiaddict:

Morty loves toys

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

milkgif:

stop white boys 2k14

spenceralthouse:

 

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

thenimbus:

Cat Burger

chizohfro:

Amen.

maybenotboring:

in honor of her coming out here is a context-less video of ellen page juggling

cynicowl:

My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.

thefrogman:

For a long time I never really took the men’s rights movement very seriously. This oppressive “no shorts in the workplace” policy has really opened my eyes. 

thefrogman:

For a long time I never really took the men’s rights movement very seriously. This oppressive “no shorts in the workplace” policy has really opened my eyes.