- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
- *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
Nectarine parfait for lunch - back to healthy, clean and pretty food!
You eat the loveliest looking food!xx
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Henry: I heard a garbage truck.
John: You heard a garbage truck?
Hank: I didn’t.
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Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
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